This is a dislcaimer I found on the web. Just something to keep in mind next time you agree to one of those preinstall agreements.

Your software is entering my private computer. By trespassing this memory point you agree to allow complete possession of your software to the legitime owner of this computer, and specifically you completely and irrevocabily agree to allow any modify, translate, reverse engineer, decompile, disassemble or create derivative works based on this Software that the legitime owner of this memory fancies.

You also declare as void and inexistent any other conditions/agreements regarding your software that may reposterously be triggered by your software inside the RAM hosting you.

Finally you accept also COMPLETE RESPONSABILITY for any malfunctioning your software will have caused to the owner of the hardware you are allowed to visit -take note- ONLY if you accept this.

If you don't wish to accept these conditions, please leave immediatly this private memory and completely remove your software from this private hardware.

By trespassing this memory point you have completely agreed to the above.
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